James Absolom
The Big Cheese, architect of our own destruction or simply 'The DM'
Quotes
| § | Quote |
|---|---|
| Quotes | "They are not level 15, you are just bad at maths!!" - James Absolom |
| Quotes | "Is it he goated with the Rizzim? - James Absolom |
| Quotes | "Can I become a god with my bonus action?" - James Absolom as Buzz |
| Quotes | "There is a chance…he did do a murder" - James Absolom as Terence Witherfeather |
| Quotes | “He’s gonna touch me up” - James Absolom as Man-Eating Horse |
| Quotes | "We no kill people, we good people. Just enslave  " - James Absolom as a member of the Goblin Mafia |
| Quotes | "His tail becomes girthy" - James Absolom |
| Quotes | "youre not entirely sure the cause of death...but the 20 stab wounds are pretty damning" - James Absolom |