A collection Quotes said during DND Sessions.

Characters

"Stew and noodles are real goodddddddd" - Halfbie - Session 30
"I’m shitting myself" - Mordecai Reverence
"Thank you... Wife?" Mordecai Reverence to Drache
"I am the most guardiets guard" - Mordecai Reverence
" Racism " - Mordecai Reverence
"Maybe one bollock to the wall" - Chenris Tallfellow ‡ "i'm happy to be one bollock" - Mordecai Reverence
"Leave me alone, im traumatised" - Mordecai Reverence
"'suck my tiny, tiny dick' - Mordecai, 'I use wild shape' - Korrigan
kisses Drache “mmmm salty” - Kal The Korrigan †
“Rawr” - Korrigan
AFTER OUR ROMANTIC TRIP! - Korrigan storming out of the court room - Korrigan
"Makey man make things!!" - referring to Chenris Tallfellow ‡ - Korrigan
"as long as you don't do red-face" - Korrigan
"we are a meal deal" - Korrigan
"Do you know why the smartest people end up working for the worst people? It's because they are better at rationalising the wrong things they do" - Korrigan
"I heard you're looking for a stud." - Drache
"I will not be challenged by a twink" - Drache
"what a time to be a narc" - Drache
"Ah yes…book…" - Drache
"History is written in blood" - Drache
"I'll whisper sweet nothings in your ear" - Drache to Korrigan
"Yes I am rubbing Aidan off" - Drache
"I am big and fast" - Drache
"I Buried a lot of bodies in the past. I'm not proud of any of it. I hate myself for it." - Drache
IT'S THE BLACK MAN!! - Aiden Knight
"You be speaking mad facts" - Chenris Tallfellow ‡ when speaking to Aeloria
" It was kinda how you say… spenny " - Chenris Tallfellow ‡
"I did want a stud..." - Chenris Tallfellow ‡ addressing Wurinn Fuuldrusch
"We are not friends" - as Caden SteelBreaker † DIES IN FRONT ON HIM
"I am definitely proposing the library" boing - Chenris Tallfellow ‡
"Are you okay?" - Aiden Knight "I am a ghost...No" - Chenris Tallfellow ‡
"this is a shiv...stab." - Kal The Korrigan †
"I don't do realism, I am a fairy man" - Kal The Korrigan †
"I am a doctor, not an autist" - Viktor Malkovich
"I understand you want that tiefling bussy" - Chenris Tallfellow ‡
"I do be the father of the god of death" - Halfbie

Players

"Racist people don’t discriminate Rowan Hales" - Sam Gallon
"So we put a bunch of undead bankers with lutes in a tavern... ITS DEATH METAL" - Sam Gallon
"unconscious people don't want to be punched" - Sam Gallon
"he kinda touches himself up a little bit" - when talking about Mordecai - Rowan Hales
can i get Drache in draggggggg - Rowan Hales
"cool cool, the house is knocked prone" - Rowan Hales
"THATS A 19 BABY.. WAA... FUCK!..... falls off chair" - Rowan Hales
"So Chenris and Korrigan are making hentai?" - Rowan Hales
"A gender you say? I have multiple" - Rowan Hales
“So Mord isn’t gay it’s just uvam” - Rowan Hales
"Noel has taken up screaming" - Rowan Hales
"Ohhh like in hair spray!?" - Rowan Hales when Sam Gallon is talking about MLK jr
"That is a dex save from the house" - Tom Brothers
“I politely rage” - Caleb Hamlet
"a nat 1 - I milk myself" - Caleb Hamlet
"Does a 15 get their rocks off" - Caleb Hamlet
"ah ha ha, you know he be throwing some scaly ass around" - Caleb Hamlet
"They are not level 15, you are just bad at maths!!" - James Absolom
"Is it he goated with the Rizzim? - James Absolom
"Can I become a god with my bonus action?" - James Absolom as Buzz
"There is a chance…he did do a murder" - James Absolom as Terence Witherfeather
“He’s gonna touch me up” - James Absolom as Man-Eating Horse
"We no kill people, we good people. Just enslave " - James Absolom as a member of the Goblin Mafia
"His tail becomes girthy" - James Absolom
"Rowan Hales only does gay rolls" - James Absolom
"youre not entirely sure the cause of death...but the 20 stab wounds are pretty damning" - James Absolom
"Any angelic hole is a goal" - Tom Brothers
"James gave us a Chekhov's gun, and it must be fired!" - Sam Gallon.